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Egg-cellent Easter Jokes for Kids: Share the Laughter of Spring!

Wayne Carter

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As the colorful blooms of spring greet us and the anticipation for Easter fills the air, it's time to spread some cheer with a basket full of hilarious jokes. Grab your little comedians and embark on a rib-tickling journey with our collection of egg-citing Easter jokes for kids.

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Egg-cellent Puns

What do you call an egg that's always late? An egg-stremely slowpoke!
Why did the Easter bunny get a parking ticket? For egg-cessive speeding!
What do you get when you cross an Easter bunny with a carrot? A hop-scotch!
Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was afraid of getting cracked!
What do you call a rabbit with no ears? An egg-cellent listener!

Hopping Riddles

What has a yellow head, a white body, and sits in a nest? (An Easter egg)
I come once a year, with baskets of treats and fun. I hide in the bushes, ready to be found. What am I? (The Easter bunny)
What kind of egg can you bounce? (A basket-egg!)
What do you get when you combine a bunny and an Easter egg? (A bunny-mallow!)
What's green, fluffy, and loves to hop around? (A baby Easter chick)

Egg-straordinary Jokes

Why did the Easter egg get a job at the bank? Because it was good at saving cents!
What do you call an Easter bunny that's always angry? A hare-raiser!
Why did the Easter bunny wear sunglasses? Because he was egg-stremely bright!
What do you get when you give an Easter bunny a gift? An egg-cellent present!
Why did the Easter egg cross the road? To get to the other side of the basket!

Bring the joy of Easter to life with these rib-tickling jokes that will leave your little ones in stitches. From egg-centric puns to clever riddles, there's something to tickle every funny bone this holiday. So, gather your family, share the laughter, and create memories that will last a lifetime.

Happy Easter to all! May your baskets be filled with laughter, love, and plenty of chocolate treats.

Happy Easter: Jokes for Kids

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